Posted September 29, 2007 @ 02:12
Okay maybe I'm a little slow on the up take or something but I've just learned if I go to my comment section in my admin area and delete the comments they are disappearing off my blog. At least, I think they are. If that isn't the reason can someone please tell me where all my comments went? Thanks...I would appreciate it...
Here are some funnies for the day as this is about all I can post 'cause I'm beat. Have a great day everyone! ~hugs~
George, age 92, and Edith, age 89 had been dating each other for 2 years when they decided that life was too short and they might as well be together for the rest of their lives. Excited about their decision to become newlyweds, they went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and what plans need to be made. Along the way, they found themselves in front of a drugstore. George said to his bride-to-be, "Let's go in. I have an idea." They walked to the rear of the store and addressed the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" asked George.
The pharmacist answered, "Yes, sir. How can I help you?"
George: "Do you sell heart medications? "
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about support hose for circulation? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely. "
George: "What about medications for rheumatism, osteoporosis and arthritis?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"
Pharmacist: "Yes sir."
George: "Hearing aids, denture supplies and reading glasses?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."
George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Gerital, Preparation- H and ExLax?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "
George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"
George smiled, glanced shyly at Edith and replied to the pharmacist, "We've decided to get married and we'd like to
use your store as our Bridal Registry."
On a hot summer day, a red-neck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went in to the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The red-neck said that it was his. The policeman said "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat--she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--your dogs needs to be bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, shes not hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'"
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand. Your dog wants to ha ve sex!"
The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!"
Three older ladies named Rose, Pam and Martha were sitting on a park bench having a quiet
conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Rose immediately had a stroke.
Then Pam also had a stroke.
But Martha, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play,
he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
Suddenly, POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me
to make those buttercups?
Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact,
you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of Your Life!" Then
POOF!......she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
Where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows.
Dave shouts back, "Don't swing, Fred. For the
love of God don't Swing!!"
